Monday, December 29, 2008

new year's with m&m - day 1.

left for penang with my parents, chantum, grandmother and cousin at 9.30.

the itouch was my best friend throughout. 

dropped by taiping to pick meiyin up from her grandmother's place.

and my god.
taiping is so damn nice.
so serene.

so green.

so peaceful..


damn. reminds me of new zealand.

mei! :D

dropped by jety, bukit tambun for lunch at about 2.

been going to this place since a long time ago.. man i love the seafood here.
kicks ass and damn cheap :D

damn alot of lala.

grandmother and mommy.

lyn and chantum.

daggles eating peanut.

and mei :D

i really really really love the food there lo.

octopus.
i can imagine chia shoon and suzen recoiling at this picture :P

lala.

mussels.

local water snails.

steamed fish.

eh may, you dont like the snails ar? how come u never eat one! -mommy.
well.. look at the picture below.

see that bowl full of shells? those're all empty. and all mine.
my mommeh's a funneh woomahn.

finally reached penang and dropped my cousin and grandmother off at their place.
went to my other grandmother's place, where we'd be staying for the rest of the trip.

my sailormoon lookalike cousin.

my grandparents love me :D
grandmother bought lotsa tea eggs for me again.

and chee cheong cheok.

i shall keep her well fed, but not to the extent of indigestion okay cheryl.

since my whole dad's side of the family had to attend one of my relative's wedding,
they dropped mei, chantum and i off at gurneydrive.
i must say, i was pretty pissed off with some of the food vendors there, but more about that later.

:D

had kickass assam laksa. 

had some apom manis.



had some longan jelly thing.


had some ice kacang that had sarsi instead of gula melaka.


it even had ice cream! :)




okay, now my lil rant about the bloody kns damn effing stoOpid vendors at gurneydrive.

#1.
*mei and i walks up to a malay stall selling ikan bakar
kak, itu ikan pari berapa ya?
oh sepuluh ringgit.
O___o aiyo. mahalnya kak. bloody hell pj can get for 7 bucks la don't con me can anot.
ahh. 
*turns around to the lady cooking
maAaAak. amoy ini cakap mahal ya.
*stare cock at me and mei
you pegilah ke kedai ikan bakar cina itu. mereka jual 4, 5 ringgit tapi semua juga nipis nipis saja.
right.
*walks away.

KNS. 
why la have to bring in the word cina. what the hell is wrong with you people man.
this is not meant to offend any malays out there. 
but honestly. if a person of a different race used that againts you, you'd be pissed off too right?

#2.
*mei and i bought ice kacang from store X.
*walks back to the table where chantum was sitting.
*girl from store Y come to our table.
excuse me. why did you buy from that stall? i'm trying to run a business here and i sell ice kacang as well. i already put the menu here since so long ago. please sit somewhere else if you have bought from someone else.
oh. sorry sorry, i didnt see the menu.
the menu was already here from the start. how can you say such a thing.
*stares cock
there you ate charkuey teow right, you can go sit in front of the charkueyteow stall.
okay. fine. 
*gets up and looks around for somewhere else to sit
THEN BLOODY HELL SHE WENT TO CALL HER FATHER TO CHASE US AWAY WHEN WE WERE ALREADY STANDING UP.
and he basically repeated what she said, only in a nicer way.
bloody bitch. how to run a business like that? stupid bitch with a bloody face problem i tell you.

#3
*3 of us sat 2 tables in front of the charkueyteow stall.
*another drink stall worker came up to our table
amoy nak minum apa?
oh. tak paya.
itu icekacang beli dari mana?
oh kat sana. *points in  direction, which so happen to be the same direction, of that bitch's stall
tapi tadi itu uncle cakap u bukun beli dari dia.
*caught me off guard there, didnt know what she was talking about at first.
oh. tak la. tadi it perempuan cakap boleh duduk di depan gerai charkueyteow, nah saya ada order charkueyteow ma.
*stares cock
*stares cock back
tak lah. ini bukan charkueyteow punya meja. yang ini *points to the table DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF US LIKE LITERALLY IN FRONT OF US* adalah charkueyteow punya.
okay la that's when i snapped, screw karma.
APA BEZANYA HA? YANG INI YANG ITU SATU MEJA SAJALAH. OKAY LA DUDUK KAT SANA SAJA LAH
*gets up, brushes past that stupid benggong bodoh sampai nak mati indon 
*plonks food down on the table and starts eating.

bloody hell. i hate penang la.
hahahahaha.

i was damn angry okay.
cussing about them throughout dinner.
kns i tell you. what happened to the nice people in penang.
they dont even do that in pj/kl okay.
ANYONE FROM MPPP READING THIS YOU BETTER DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT LA DAMMIT.

walked over to gurney plaza after that.
had a pretzel. cinnamon. 
plinee? :D

i like auntie anne's.

went to fool around in cold storage cause we were bored.

is YOUR child having strength problems?


drink dumex!
contains bla bla bla nonsense nonsense nonsense bullshit bullshit.

for the greater good of your child's health!

sorryla.
we were really THAT bored okay.

munyi's dad dropped her off after a while.

went to BBQ chicken, like the one in ou, for.. supper?
i just dont do running shoes. 

munyi bunyi! :D

chantum berbatu.

golden strips or something like that.
covered in some mustard thing that tasted like wasabe.

mei's crispy golden chicken.

poor munyi. kept getting picked on by mei.
and chantum kept laughing at mei.

munyi looks like a runaway teen.


bloody hell even the geeky looking girl on a hand sanitizer bottle has a plaid mini. :(

hey munyi have you ever seen taiping like this :D :D :D
*shows picture below
uh, black and white? no?
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sigh. sometimes, you just dont know what to think.
or you just don't know what people're thinking.
and you assume.
that'll be the death of us, really.

munyi sucks :D
may.